HOW MANY CENTURIES HAVE PASSED?!

I SCAN SOON... I PROMISE PLZ DUN EAT ME.
*ahem* please excuse me it has been really cold and rainy and I've had the shittest mood all day... and I could really go for a glass of water...
I have filled up the equivalent of 2 whole sketchbooks over the course of... 4... months? anyway I have a whole crapshitton of stuff to scan+edit+cry over+debate wether its worth editing+upload... it's mainly owls and demented looking people... and owls did I mention owls? I don't think I mentioned owls... OWLSowlsOwLs OOOOWLSMOTHERFUCKER.

*4 glasses of chilled water and a bowl of icecream later*

I'm cold... and i'd like a hug...
we have exams coming up and *dying goose noises* I am really not up for it... we did a history SAT the other day and the only question I understood was "Name 3 reasons for the abdication of Tsar Nicholas II with evidence" so I answered "Because he was an autocrat and everyone hated him" and at the very bottom of the page I wrote "Also politics are stupid"
Eeeeeeeh I think I've failed that subject...
erm... so anyway... I'm not sure what else to write so here's some stuff I say when I'm drawing:
fuck
what the fuck am I doing?
why?
WHY?
your face is malfunctioning...
how do I hand?
how do I face?
how do I leg?
That is not leg...
fuck you
fuck you up the ass with a fork
fuck me
shit
I hate this
I hate you
I hate everything you stand for
I hate your face
your legs are wonky
Oh shit it looks like you have a boner...
i'm pretty sure that's not supposed to bend like that...
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ARGH
*wheeze*
it doesn't look right
don't look at me like that...
that looks too sexual
I ship this so freaking hard
LOOK LIKE A FEMALE GODDAMIT
YOU ARE NOT A GIRL
YOU ARE NOT A DUDE
UUUUGH
*dying whale noises*
um...what?
wow this actually looks good
I hope my friend likes this
I wish I could draw...

yeah... shit happens when I draw...
welp, I must sleep
I will try to scan tomorrow...
...try...

Fox_Bane.